I feel traumatized by the puppy fiasco. Please someone, found a support center about this.
Claire Zulkey has this to say - "surgically stitching anything into a puppy, even if it's the cutest wootest widdle thing ever, is still animal abuse."
For some reason I had the idea that one of the surviving puppies being trained to become a drug-sniffing dog is kind of like a former slave or prisoner becoming a human rights lawyer. But that would only really be true if he were sniffing out drugs that involved puppy-torture.